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You just incinerated my brain with pure joy.

Congrats.

I rarely write reviews, so read this.

Not enough sprites.

A fitting end to a most controversial of series.

For many a week have i sat my presumptious ass in front of my computer, head my way over to the portal, and be greeted my the familiar sight of "AHATWI80D".

Never have i seen such a harmless series cause so much chaos as this one. Never has the realm of the Portal and the BBS echoed with the screams, the pleas, the cries of the annoyed, the perturbed, the straight up annoying as they have because of this series.

But through it all, AHATWI80D strived forward.
The Down voters, the haters, the reviewers and the flaggers could not hold this series back.
And for that, I salute you.

Goodnight, and good luck.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

<3

Pardon my intrusion, but I would just like to say,

That this was brilliant.
Made my night, thats for sure.

But Max did do somthing to deserve that.

He sucked big willies.

Will2k123 responds:

Hmm that is basically what homosexual men do. but they dont deserve to die. so shut up will ya?

I was on fire once.

I ran around in circles screaming like a Chimpanzee on crack until a cougar pounced on me and knocked me off the side of a cliff. As i plummeted to a almost certain death, the cougar also burst into flames, and then disenegrated, kind of like what would happen to the Vampires in the movie Blade when you cut them up.

But instead of meeting a watery end,I landed on a oil tanker, breaking my jaw and 6 of my ribs on impact.
I got on my feet, and stumbled to a life raft. I hopped in and set it in the water.

I struggled for 7 hours till i finally reached solid ground, there i pushed myself though mile upon mile of rocky cliffs, rugged under-brush and lots and lots of those little pebbles that get stuck in your shoes.

Finnaly, i reached a hospital, broken, burned, bruised and exhausted, i was on the verge of death.
Unfortunately, some fucking illegal decided it was a good time to get his free health care, and i died waiting in line.

Oh, and pretty good movie.

We gotta have it made, you know that i love cake.

Finally, its time to make a cake.

Shouldnt Hitler of been holding a Taco...

...rather then a burrito?

You know, with "Taco Nazis" and all.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I chose burrito

Ladies and gentlemen...

...what we have just witnessed was not a flash movie, no, this is surely not the case. Nor was this even displayed on your monitor.

What we have just seen is somthing that only a higher being of divine creation could bless us with, somthing so awe inspiring that instead of projecting a image on your computer monitor, it instantly manifested itself into your brain and soul itself, surging through every molecule of your body, until, lo' and behold, it appeared, like a beautiful radiant light brighter then the hot intensity of a 1000 swirling stars.

And there, as you watched on in total shock and awe, your feet and hands began to go numb, you lost feeling in your lower body and then your arms and your torso and your neck, and then your face, And then, your eyes closed...

And then you could see again, and before you, sttod the entity of the flash itself. You looked at it and it looked at you, and for a moment, you were at peace with the world. But then, as you still lay numb and motionless on the ground, it began to approach you, clower and closer, until it reached out, and touched you, and instantaneously, you knew.

You knew it all. Life, Existence, Meaning, Science, Religion and the depth of the Universe itself, all made sense. Crystal clear, perfect sense.

And as you continued to experience a mind of perfect harmony and understanding, the movie ended, and you clicked the replay button.

SirHumpalot responds:

You sir, are a god.

Excellent job Steven.

A beautiful rendition might i add. Must of taken you a noticable amount of time.
Im glad that all your efforts paid off.

Steven-M responds:

In this case, "a noticable amount of time" = 9 days. Still, it was DEFINITELY an effort. Thanks for watching the movie!

And I will walk 500 miles, and i will walk 500 more,Adolf Builds a bonfire, Rico plays with it. Remember to eat your cherry pie with Joe in the back of your Geo Metro.

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