Score: 10

"This game is great!"

submission: Stamper's Quest For Fags

date: April 29, 2009

I just paid off my last mortgage for my house, filled a tank of gas for my car and got a brand new iPod!

Thanks Stampers Quest for Fags!

Score: 10

"im gonna"

submission: This is a clock day flash

date: August 15, 2007

im gonna tow my two ton van, to the grand canyon

Score: 10

"Hey."

submission: Sternman offers freedom

date: June 5, 2007

I live in the sins of yesterday.
Wow, who would of thunk it.

Score: 10

"Oh that Sternman."

submission: Sternman: russia

date: June 2, 2007

What crazy situations will he get into next.
I wonder.
Ponder.

Score: 10

"is dat sum Calyx?"

submission: CCFS07007

date: May 17, 2007

cuz i think thats sum Calyx.

Score: 8

"I saw your other submission yesterday..."

submission: [R3R] Defense v.2

date: December 10, 2006

...so ive decided to give you a few hints.

You corrected the accuracy and sound problem, which is good. Except now its too accurate, which makes it too easy. So easy, that I dont even have to look at the screen to beat the game even. What you might want to do is mix both of your games together, so that the longer you hold down on the fire button, the less accurate it gets.

Your enemies and effects are very good, you might want to add a few different enemies and obstacles as to make it a bit more challenging.

Levels, theyre always nice. And after each level you might want to allow the capability to buy power ups. You know, better weapons, bunkers and barracades.

Just a few hints to maxamize the effeciency of your game.
Youve got the basics down, and youve got them down well, now all you have to do is make it unique to all the others.

Score: 10

"A fitting end to a most controversial of series."

submission: Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 80

date: October 22, 2006

For many a week have i sat my presumptious ass in front of my computer, head my way over to the portal, and be greeted my the familiar sight of "AHATWI80D".

Never have i seen such a harmless series cause so much chaos as this one. Never has the realm of the Portal and the BBS echoed with the screams, the pleas, the cries of the annoyed, the perturbed, the straight up annoying as they have because of this series.

But through it all, AHATWI80D strived forward.
The Down voters, the haters, the reviewers and the flaggers could not hold this series back.
And for that, I salute you.

Goodnight, and good luck.

Score: 3

"But Max did do somthing to deserve that."

submission: Discrimination (a short)

date: August 10, 2006

He sucked big willies.

Score: 10

"Shouldnt Hitler of been holding a Taco..."

submission: Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 29

date: June 29, 2006

...rather then a burrito?

You know, with "Taco Nazis" and all.

Score: 10

"Ladies and gentlemen..."

submission: BMA 2 :Back With Welfare.

date: June 27, 2006

...what we have just witnessed was not a flash movie, no, this is surely not the case. Nor was this even displayed on your monitor.

What we have just seen is somthing that only a higher being of divine creation could bless us with, somthing so awe inspiring that instead of projecting a image on your computer monitor, it instantly manifested itself into your brain and soul itself, surging through every molecule of your body, until, lo' and behold, it appeared, like a beautiful radiant light brighter then the hot intensity of a 1000 swirling stars.

And there, as you watched on in total shock and awe, your feet and hands began to go numb, you lost feeling in your lower body and then your arms and your torso and your neck, and then your face, And then, your eyes closed...

And then you could see again, and before you, sttod the entity of the flash itself. You looked at it and it looked at you, and for a moment, you were at peace with the world. But then, as you still lay numb and motionless on the ground, it began to approach you, clower and closer, until it reached out, and touched you, and instantaneously, you knew.

You knew it all. Life, Existence, Meaning, Science, Religion and the depth of the Universe itself, all made sense. Crystal clear, perfect sense.

And as you continued to experience a mind of perfect harmony and understanding, the movie ended, and you clicked the replay button.