Score: 3

"But Max did do somthing to deserve that."

submission: Discrimination (a short)

date: August 10, 2006

He sucked big willies.

Score: 10

"I was on fire once."

submission: Fire Safety and You!

date: July 8, 2006

I ran around in circles screaming like a Chimpanzee on crack until a cougar pounced on me and knocked me off the side of a cliff. As i plummeted to a almost certain death, the cougar also burst into flames, and then disenegrated, kind of like what would happen to the Vampires in the movie Blade when you cut them up.

But instead of meeting a watery end,I landed on a oil tanker, breaking my jaw and 6 of my ribs on impact.
I got on my feet, and stumbled to a life raft. I hopped in and set it in the water.

I struggled for 7 hours till i finally reached solid ground, there i pushed myself though mile upon mile of rocky cliffs, rugged under-brush and lots and lots of those little pebbles that get stuck in your shoes.

Finnaly, i reached a hospital, broken, burned, bruised and exhausted, i was on the verge of death.
Unfortunately, some fucking illegal decided it was a good time to get his free health care, and i died waiting in line.

Oh, and pretty good movie.

Score: 10

"We gotta have it made, you know that i love cake."

submission: Bake a cake

date: July 8, 2006

Finally, its time to make a cake.

Score: 10

"Shouldnt Hitler of been holding a Taco..."

submission: Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 29

date: June 29, 2006

...rather then a burrito?

You know, with "Taco Nazis" and all.

Score: 10

"Ladies and gentlemen..."

submission: BMA 2 :Back With Welfare.

date: June 27, 2006

...what we have just witnessed was not a flash movie, no, this is surely not the case. Nor was this even displayed on your monitor.

What we have just seen is somthing that only a higher being of divine creation could bless us with, somthing so awe inspiring that instead of projecting a image on your computer monitor, it instantly manifested itself into your brain and soul itself, surging through every molecule of your body, until, lo' and behold, it appeared, like a beautiful radiant light brighter then the hot intensity of a 1000 swirling stars.

And there, as you watched on in total shock and awe, your feet and hands began to go numb, you lost feeling in your lower body and then your arms and your torso and your neck, and then your face, And then, your eyes closed...

And then you could see again, and before you, sttod the entity of the flash itself. You looked at it and it looked at you, and for a moment, you were at peace with the world. But then, as you still lay numb and motionless on the ground, it began to approach you, clower and closer, until it reached out, and touched you, and instantaneously, you knew.

You knew it all. Life, Existence, Meaning, Science, Religion and the depth of the Universe itself, all made sense. Crystal clear, perfect sense.

And as you continued to experience a mind of perfect harmony and understanding, the movie ended, and you clicked the replay button.

Score: 10

"Excellent job Steven."

submission: Giant Enemy Crab Battle

date: June 7, 2006

A beautiful rendition might i add. Must of taken you a noticable amount of time.
Im glad that all your efforts paid off.

Score: 10

"Well what do you know..."

submission: Flash Comedy Extravaganza

date: June 6, 2006

...what we have here is somthing very rare indeed.

Graphics were top notch, humerous, original and a smooth transition.

But what I found to be amazing is how you also ripped on every genre and animator possible and still got a massive positive result from the public, as if they didnt even notice.

Now that, takes talent.

Score: 10

"A modern day Masterpiece."

submission: Alliance Seizure Collab

date: June 5, 2006

Words alone can not express the ways in which ths movie touched me.
Not only did it touch my heart and soul, but it also touched the most private of my nether regions.

It was as if i was gently being molested as i gazed on at the flashing colors and listened to the captivating melodies.

Today, i have lost my virginity, and not to a woman nor to a dog. But to the Alliance Seizure Collection.

Score: 10

"Congratulations!"

submission: My 100th Flash

date: May 29, 2006

May there be 100 more!

Score: 10

"Death Defying."

submission: penndragon

date: May 17, 2006

Absolutely beautiful. A creative and smooth animation that taps into your inner mind.
Like your other works, this movie left you with a feeling of wonder and excitement whos subtle touch was almost soothing.

But the part that got me was the music you chose.
The melody mixed with the actions taking place during the film made it seem as if i were imagining along with it. As if you were right along side them, watching from behind a glass window.

Well, at this point, im at a loss for words. My reaction to your movie is still puzzling even to myself. Unique.