Score: 10

"Hey."

submission: Sternman offers freedom

date: June 5, 2007

I live in the sins of yesterday.
Wow, who would of thunk it.

Score: 10

"As I gazed on"

submission: Return of the Stern 2

date: June 2, 2007

In hopes of meeting pure bliss.
I watched anxiously, not knowing what to expect.
And then it hit me.
That music.
THAT MUSIC.
Oh what a wonderful thing, that music be.
My ears, RAVAGED by the orgasmic flow of tunes that pummeled by head.
My brain, 100 PERCENT FUCKED, as I became a slave to that melody.

Good show, Sir.

Score: 10

"Oh that Sternman."

submission: Sternman: russia

date: June 2, 2007

What crazy situations will he get into next.
I wonder.
Ponder.

Score: 10

"You just incinerated my brain with pure joy."

submission: the stabbanites: preview

date: May 24, 2007

Congrats.

Score: 10

"is dat sum Calyx?"

submission: CCFS07007

date: May 17, 2007

cuz i think thats sum Calyx.

Score: 10

"I would not mind buying him some Khaos."

submission: Tribute to SSAF

date: April 6, 2007

That I would not.

Score: 8

"I saw your other submission yesterday..."

submission: [R3R] Defense v.2

date: December 10, 2006

...so ive decided to give you a few hints.

You corrected the accuracy and sound problem, which is good. Except now its too accurate, which makes it too easy. So easy, that I dont even have to look at the screen to beat the game even. What you might want to do is mix both of your games together, so that the longer you hold down on the fire button, the less accurate it gets.

Your enemies and effects are very good, you might want to add a few different enemies and obstacles as to make it a bit more challenging.

Levels, theyre always nice. And after each level you might want to allow the capability to buy power ups. You know, better weapons, bunkers and barracades.

Just a few hints to maxamize the effeciency of your game.
Youve got the basics down, and youve got them down well, now all you have to do is make it unique to all the others.

Score: 6

"I rarely write reviews, so read this."

submission: Gost House EP 1 SE

date: November 19, 2006

Not enough sprites.

Score: 10

"A fitting end to a most controversial of series."

submission: Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 80

date: October 22, 2006

For many a week have i sat my presumptious ass in front of my computer, head my way over to the portal, and be greeted my the familiar sight of "AHATWI80D".

Never have i seen such a harmless series cause so much chaos as this one. Never has the realm of the Portal and the BBS echoed with the screams, the pleas, the cries of the annoyed, the perturbed, the straight up annoying as they have because of this series.

But through it all, AHATWI80D strived forward.
The Down voters, the haters, the reviewers and the flaggers could not hold this series back.
And for that, I salute you.

Goodnight, and good luck.

Score: 10

"Pardon my intrusion, but I would just like to say,"

submission: Phoenix Wrong 3

date: September 7, 2006

That this was brilliant.
Made my night, thats for sure.